I hate lizard

Why do I hate lizard? well, here is the reasons:

1. The shape of their bodies and the texture of their skin, don’t ask me why, it just make me feel so disgusted

2. They surprise me all the time ex: by jumping from the wall, crawling out from the basket, etc and I almost have heart attack because of it.

3. Several times falling down to my washing basin and watching they jump and jump to get up make me stress, I want to get them out of it since I need to use the washing basin but I feel so disgusting about touching them yaks yaks yaks

4. Their feces  is everywhere, the wall and the floor, can they do their private session in private place instead of doing it on the place I can see?

5. The last reason and because of this reason, I hate them more, what the hell the lizard doing in my soup, YES, IN MY DAMN GOOD TASTE SOUP. It happens 2 days ago, I cook Bakmoy for my husband and there is a clear broth soup with it, after my husband finish his lunch, I washed the dirty dishes, and when I washed the pan by emptying the pan, there is damn dead lizard in it, I just want to vomit at the sudden, but try to hold it on since my husband just finished eating, when I asked my husband was it commit suicide after the second time he eat or in the 1st time already in it, he said when he got his 2nd time , he saw this long white thing, but he thought it was a garlic, ALAMAK, how come ar????  I am speechless since he said that “Aha, thats why I wonder why the 2nd time tasted more yummy than the 1st time”

Now you can understand why I hate lizard, so anyone have any idea to get rid this creature painless and fastly?

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